Its YOU (INSPIRATION)

One day not too long ago the employees of a large company in St. Louis , Missouri returned from their lunch break and were greeted with a sign on the front door.

The sign said: "Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym."

At first everyone was sad to hear that one of their colleagues had died, but after a while they started getting curious about who this person might be. The excitement grew as the employees arrived at the gym to pay their last respects.

Everyone wondered: "Who is this person who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he’s no longer here!"

One by one the employees got closer to the coffin and when they looked inside it they suddenly became speechless. They stood over the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.

There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself. There was also a sign next to the mirror that said:

"There is only one person who is capable to set limits to your growth: it is YOU."

YOU are the only person who can revolutionize your life.

YOU are the only person who can influence your happiness, your realization and your success.

YOU are the only person who can help yourself.

Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parents change, when your company changes.

Your life changes when YOU change, when you go beyond your limiting beliefs, when you realize that YOU ARE the only one responsible for your life.

A Meaningful... Thought (Good Words 4m SomeOne*)

It's been 18 years since I joined Volvo, a Swedish company. Working for them has proven to be an interesting experience. Any project here takes 2 years to be finalized, even if the idea is simple and brilliant. It's a rule.

Globalized processes have caused in us (all over the world) a general sense of searching for immediate results.. Therefore, we have come to possess a need to see immediate results.

This contrasts greatly with the slow movements of the Swedish. They, on the other hand, debate, debate, debate, hold x quantity of meetings and work with a slowdown scheme. At the end, this always yields better results.

1. Sweden has 2 million inhabitants.

2. Stockholm has 500,000 people.

3. Volvo, Escania, Ericsson, Electrolux, are some of its renowned companies. Volvo even supplies NASA.

The first time I was in Sweden , one of my colleagues picked me up at the hotel every morning. It was September, bit cold and snowy. We would arrive early at the company and he would park far away from the entrance (2000 employees drive their car to work).

The first day, I didn't say anything, neither the second or third days. One morning I asked him, "Do you have a fixed parking space? I've noticed we park far from the entrance even when there are no other cars in the lot."

To which he replied, "Since we're here early we'll have time to walk, don't you think that whoever gets in late will need a place closer to the door?" Imagine my face.

Nowadays, there's a movement in Europe named Slow Food. This movement establishes that people should eat and drink slowly, with enough time to taste their food, spend time with the family, friends, without rushing.

Slow Food is against its counterpart, Fast Food and what it stands for as a lifestyle. Slow Food is the basis for a bigger movement called Slow Europe, as mentioned by Business Week.

Basically, the movement questions the sense of "hurry" and "craziness" generated by globalization, fuelled by the desire of "having in quantity" (life status) versus "having with quality", "life quality" or the "quality of being".

French people, even though they work 35 hours per week, are more productive than Americans or British. Germans have established 28.8 hour workweeks and have seen their productivity driven up by 20%..

This slow attitude has come to the notice of USA , the pupils of the fast and "do it now" brigade.

This no-rush attitude doesn't represent doing less or having a lower productivity.

It means working and doing things with greater quality, productivity, perfection, with attention to detail and less stress. It means re-establishing family values, friends, free and leisure time.. Taking the "now", present and concrete, versus the "global", undefined and anonymous.

It means taking humans' essential values, the simplicity of living. It stands for a less coercive work environment, more happy, lighter and more productive work place where humans enjoy doing what they know best how to do.

It's time to stop and think on how companies need to develop serious quality with no-rush that will increase productivity and the quality of products and services, without losing the essence.

In the movie, 'Scent of a Woman', there's a scene where Al Pacino asks a girl to dance and she replies, "I can't, my boyfriend will be here any minute now". To which Al Pacino responds, "A life is lived in an instant" . Then they dance the tango!

Many of us live our lives running behind time, but we only reach it when we die of a heart attack or in a car accident rushing to be on time. Others are so anxious to live for the future that they forget to live the present, which is the only time that truly exists.

We all have equal time throughout the world. No one has more or less.

The difference lies in how each one of us does with our time. We need to live each moment. As John Lennon said, "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".

Congratulations for reading this till the end of this message.

There are many who will have stopped in the middle so as not to waste time in this "Globalized" world...... !!!

And Old Story -- says true :)

The Loyal Wife 


There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. 

Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.' 

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. 
 
Well, he died  . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait,   just a minute!' 

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket..

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. 

Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.' 

'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!! ?'

'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.' 

Moral of the story: Women are cleverer than Men .......

When I was Small

''DON'T JUST DREAM LIVE YOUR DREAM''

Honour your character & embrace your life Experiences

When I was small I was very mischievous!

 

I used to break rocks with my head

 

Used to play Basketball !

 

 

Used to Take a ride on Comodo Dragon !

 

Used to Swim with Dolphins!

 

Even frightened a Lion!

 

Challenge the police !

Give a ?bath to an ?Ajgar !

 

Used to Race with cars !

 

 

Go skate Boarding!

 

Always Made new friends !!

Go Surfing!

And now I work at the office, where I just sit on a chair

?and stress the whole day.....where did i go wrong??

pjs-bad ones genuinely :P

1) Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than Eiffel Tower?


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Yes
How??

Eiffel Tower Can't Jump






2) What is the Advantage Of Unmarried Life?

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U Can Use Ur Bed's Both side.




3)Is Love Possible With Out Money?

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Yes ,but this facility is available for GIRLS ONLY.




4) Which weapon can u make by combining Potassium,
Nickel and Iron?
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KNiFe.

Got confused?
Ok.
Just see how?

Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
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Iron = Fe.
So,their combinatn is
'K Ni Fe'



5) some doubts:
If all nations in the world are in debt so where did the all money go?
When dog food new with improved test ,who test it?
If black box flight recoder never demaged during plane crash , why whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Who is copyrighted the copyright symbol?





6)who is the laziest person in the world?


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Who invented the SNOOZE option in alarm.



7) Tell me which ANIMAL can't
Walk

Speak

Listen

Fly

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This is the ANIMAL Written on Board .




8.Why we can find sun in the day only not in night ?


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Because he is mamma's boy.
His mom says look ,dark outside so just go inside and sleep :J




9) Which fish cant swim in water ?

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Dead fish




10) How can an elephant enter the small car.?


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What ? friend its highly impossible

12)Computer is shameless,HOW???
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because it has hardware and software But,
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no underwear

India Wins Again ;)

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.

They go to White House office to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

Chain Mails Frustration ;)

A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010 and continuing
it in 2011 also.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for Removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle Infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they Cause cancer...

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and Sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! She's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions $.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji, Jesus, pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan .

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.


However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,
'Are these plates clean?'
His grandfather replied,
'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates,
as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,
'Are you sure these plates are clean?'
Without looking up the old man said,
'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.


Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!
'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'


Meet Coldwater !

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!


PLEASE DO YOUR PART !
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!
Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!