And Old Story -- says true :)

The Loyal Wife 


There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. 

Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.' 

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. 
 
Well, he died  . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait,   just a minute!' 

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket..

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. 

Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.' 

'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!! ?'

'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.' 

Moral of the story: Women are cleverer than Men .......

When I was Small

''DON'T JUST DREAM LIVE YOUR DREAM''

Honour your character & embrace your life Experiences

When I was small I was very mischievous!

 

I used to break rocks with my head

 

Used to play Basketball !

 

 

Used to Take a ride on Comodo Dragon !

 

Used to Swim with Dolphins!

 

Even frightened a Lion!

 

Challenge the police !

Give a ?bath to an ?Ajgar !

 

Used to Race with cars !

 

 

Go skate Boarding!

 

Always Made new friends !!

Go Surfing!

And now I work at the office, where I just sit on a chair

?and stress the whole day.....where did i go wrong??

pjs-bad ones genuinely :P

1) Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than Eiffel Tower?


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Yes
How??

Eiffel Tower Can't Jump






2) What is the Advantage Of Unmarried Life?

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U Can Use Ur Bed's Both side.




3)Is Love Possible With Out Money?

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Yes ,but this facility is available for GIRLS ONLY.




4) Which weapon can u make by combining Potassium,
Nickel and Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.

Got confused?
Ok.
Just see how?

Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
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Iron = Fe.
So,their combinatn is
'K Ni Fe'



5) some doubts:
If all nations in the world are in debt so where did the all money go?
When dog food new with improved test ,who test it?
If black box flight recoder never demaged during plane crash , why whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Who is copyrighted the copyright symbol?





6)who is the laziest person in the world?


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Who invented the SNOOZE option in alarm.



7) Tell me which ANIMAL can't
Walk

Speak

Listen

Fly

Eat

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This is the ANIMAL Written on Board .




8.Why we can find sun in the day only not in night ?


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Because he is mamma's boy.
His mom says look ,dark outside so just go inside and sleep :J




9) Which fish cant swim in water ?

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Dead fish




10) How can an elephant enter the small car.?


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What ? friend its highly impossible

12)Computer is shameless,HOW???
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because it has hardware and software But,
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no underwear

India Wins Again ;)

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.

They go to White House office to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

Chain Mails Frustration ;)

A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010 and continuing
it in 2011 also.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for Removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle Infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they Cause cancer...

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and Sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! She's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions $.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji, Jesus, pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan .

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.


However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,
'Are these plates clean?'
His grandfather replied,
'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates,
as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,
'Are you sure these plates are clean?'
Without looking up the old man said,
'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.


Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!
'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'


Meet Coldwater !

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!


PLEASE DO YOUR PART !
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!
Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine! 

Pass the BUTTER

Pass The Butter ... Please
           This is interesting and important to know. . . .

Margarine  was originally manufactured to fatten  turkeys.  When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put  all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their  heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get  their money back.  It was a white substance with no food appeal  so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter.  How do you like it?   They have come out  with so many clever new flavorings    

DO  YOU KNOW.. The   difference between margarine and butter?  

Read on to the end...gets very interesting!    

Both  have the same amount of calories.

Butter  is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared   to 5 grams. 

Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53%   over  eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent  Harvard  Medical Study.  

Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in  other foods.

Butter  has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few  
Only  because  they are added!

Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavors of  other foods.

Butter  has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years.

And  now, for Margarine...

Very  high in Trans fatty acids .
Triple  risk of coronar y heart disease .

Increases  total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and  lowers HDL cholester ol, (the good cholesterol).
 
Increases  the risk of cancers up to five fold.

Lowers  quality of breast milk.

Decreases immune response.

Decreases insulin response.

And  here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PART THAT  IS  VERY INTERESTING!

Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away  from being PLASTIC..    

This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life  and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is  added,  changing the molecular structure of the  
substance).  

You  can try this yourself:

Purchase  a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded  area.  Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things:

*  no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it  (that  should tell you something)

*  it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional  value ; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny  microorganisms  will not find a home to gr ow.  Why ?   Because it is nearly plastic .  Would you melt your Tupperware and  spread that  on your toast?  

Share  This With Your Friends.....(If you want to 'butter them   up')!

Chinese Proverb:
  'When someone shares  something of value with you and you benefit from it,  you have a  moral obligation to share it with others'.